On a customer's outfit (after she left the store, obviously)
Team Gingerbread: What is that, a skating outfit? She's like white trash in training or something!
Cute 'n' Fresh: Right now she's overdressing, which in the long run leads to underdressing.
On girls who need their boyfriends' approval before buying anything
Team Gingerbread: Why does it matter what he thinks, is he going to be wearing it?
Cute 'n' Fresh: I know it's just like 'Baby, is this going to look good balled up on the floor beside the bed?'
(both laugh)
On relative proportions
The Pansy: My boobs shrunk
Team Gingerbread: Is that a problem?
The Pansy: Yes!
Team Gingerbread: Dude, your boobs are still huge!
The Pansy: Maybe that's why my nipple hurts, because it's sad.
Team Gingerbread: You're ridiculous.
later
Team Gingerbread: Are you going to wear [the new] shirt on Saturday. That way you can seduce The Archaeologist
Team Gingerbread: ...Of course he'll never be attracted to you because of your tiny boobs
The Pansy: Oh, I totally forgot, that's true!
Team Gingerbread: I was kidding
The Pansy: No, you're right they are tiny now I can fit my boobs in my hands
Team Gingerbread: Your hands are tiny! Are we talking both hands on one boob?
The Pansy: Yes
Team Gingerbread: (laughs) Just don't complain about boob size around AirQuote
7 comments:
I see the same shoes....what are they? The brand I mean.
Love huh?
Stars in your eyes?
I love making fun of customers after they leave.
Unless, of course, you find they haven't left...and are standing right behind you. I hate that.
That kinda happened to me today.
eric - maybe, but don't tell anyone, k?
tdg - been there done that, too many times
okay so don't tell me :))
app - I'm confused are you talking about the shoes in the pic?
eric - ok, deal. I hardly even write about him on here anyways...
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