Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Bitches 'R' Us


On a customer's outfit (after she left the store, obviously)

Team Gingerbread: What is that, a skating outfit? She's like white trash in training or something!
Cute 'n' Fresh: Right now she's overdressing, which in the long run leads to underdressing.

On girls who need their boyfriends' approval before buying anything

Team Gingerbread: Why does it matter what he thinks, is he going to be wearing it?
Cute 'n' Fresh: I know it's just like 'Baby, is this going to look good balled up on the floor beside the bed?'
(both laugh)

On relative proportions

The Pansy: My boobs shrunk
Team Gingerbread: Is that a problem?
The Pansy: Yes!
Team Gingerbread: Dude, your boobs are still huge!
The Pansy: Maybe that's why my nipple hurts, because it's sad.
Team Gingerbread: You're ridiculous.

later

Team Gingerbread: Are you going to wear [the new] shirt on Saturday. That way you can seduce The Archaeologist
Team Gingerbread: ...Of course he'll never be attracted to you because of your tiny boobs
The Pansy: Oh, I totally forgot, that's true!
Team Gingerbread: I was kidding
The Pansy: No, you're right they are tiny now I can fit my boobs in my hands
Team Gingerbread: Your hands are tiny! Are we talking both hands on one boob?
The Pansy: Yes
Team Gingerbread: (laughs) Just don't complain about boob size around AirQuote

8 comments:

apositivepessimist said...

I see the same shoes....what are they? The brand I mean.

Eric said...

Love huh?

Stars in your eyes?

Two Drink Girl said...

I love making fun of customers after they leave.

Unless, of course, you find they haven't left...and are standing right behind you. I hate that.

That kinda happened to me today.

team gingerbread said...

eric - maybe, but don't tell anyone, k?

tdg - been there done that, too many times

apositivepessimist said...

okay so don't tell me :))

team gingerbread said...

app - I'm confused are you talking about the shoes in the pic?

Eric said...

K. Just don't go smearing your imsofuckinghappy in my face.

(sixth verification attempt)

team gingerbread said...

eric - ok, deal. I hardly even write about him on here anyways...