The Pansy: I haven't [masturbated] in like a week!
Team Gingerbread: Really, are you sure because last time you and I msned you took a break to take care of business...
The Pansy: Yeah, like, I really need to have sex and all, but I'm surviving.
Team Gingerbread: Dude, people survive breast cancer - not a dry spell!
Team Gingerbread: You're the fucking devil! I'm air typing this as we speak!
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- Nicoel
- A sometimes promo girl with a penchant for booze, boys and books. I'm an ex-Ivy Leaguer wasting away in the barren wasteland that is Edmonton, Alberta. I'm a physical anthropology grad (think CSI, but less glamorous) and I busy myself with stuff that doesn't fully utilize my degree by day.
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Hey, a lack of sexual activity (including masturbation) can be as painful as oxygen deprivation. Okay not really, but it's close.
I saw this really terrific (read: terrible) Canadian movie called "Rub & Tuck" (not a porn).
just saying.
Has her eyesight improved since she stopped sinning against her own body? Just wondering...
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