The Pansy: I haven't [masturbated] in like a week!
Team Gingerbread: Really, are you sure because last time you and I msned you took a break to take care of business...
The Pansy: Yeah, like, I really need to have sex and all, but I'm surviving.
Team Gingerbread: Dude, people survive breast cancer - not a dry spell!
Team Gingerbread: You're the fucking devil! I'm air typing this as we speak!