Monday, December 18, 2006

True story

The Pansy: I haven't [masturbated] in like a week!

Team Gingerbread: Really, are you sure because last time you and I msned you took a break to take care of business...

The Pansy: Yeah, like, I really need to have sex and all, but I'm surviving.

Team Gingerbread: Dude, people survive breast cancer - not a dry spell!

Team Gingerbread: You're the fucking devil! I'm air typing this as we speak!

3 comments:

Riss said...

Hey, a lack of sexual activity (including masturbation) can be as painful as oxygen deprivation. Okay not really, but it's close.

marie lyn bernard said...

I saw this really terrific (read: terrible) Canadian movie called "Rub & Tuck" (not a porn).

just saying.

Maritza said...

Has her eyesight improved since she stopped sinning against her own body? Just wondering...