Managers 1 & 2: Hey do you know how these work (handing me promotional flyers for our store )
Team Gingerbread: No
Managers 1 & 2: (long explanation) But the point is whoever gets the most of these returned gets a really good prize - last year it was a $1000 gift certificate for their store
Team Gingerbread: So do I get 8 times the prize if I win because I'm Jewish?
Manager #1: Uh, no. Besides, you're not Jewish, I don't know any black and Jewish people.
Manager #2: Not true. I know some...and then there's Mordecai Richler!
Team Gingerbread: Mordecai Richler's not black!
Manager #2: Oh, well I was half right
Team Gingerbread: But not the important half
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Stalkers need not apply
- Nicoel
- A sometimes promo girl with a penchant for booze, boys and books. I'm an ex-Ivy Leaguer wasting away in the barren wasteland that is Edmonton, Alberta. I'm a physical anthropology grad (think CSI, but less glamorous) and I busy myself with stuff that doesn't fully utilize my degree by day.
2 comments:
I think you forgot the most important black Jew of all time:
JESUS.
!!!?!
Also my Mom was getting her black girlfriend to convert to Judaism but then they broke up.
I had an Indian Jewish friend (she was adopted), she got similar reactions.
I totally forgot about hipster extrodinaire, Blackface Jesus too!
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