The Pansy: You mean I have to count how many people I've slept with?
Team Gingerbread: Oh, you're one of those girls!
The Pansy: (indignantly) I'm not 'one of those girls', I just don't want to have to count...
Team Gingerbread: ...because then it reminds you that you are, in fact, 'one of those girls'!
Derelicte (to team gingerbread, on her pink vest): Oooh! You look like a giant strawberry
Team Gingerbread: (warily) Um, thanks?
Derelicte: No, it's a compliment. I could take a giant bite out of your face
Team Gingerbread: Again, thanks...
Happy Friday everyone!
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Ummm...isn't it okay to be "one of those girls" whichever kind it may be?
Can I get The Pansy's number?
maritza - i was kind a kidding and poking fun at her. Sorry if I made it sound like I was judging, after all I scored higher on the test (as in worse) than she did
Eric - No, she's still kinda mad that I spilled the beans on her work crush to everyone at work, this would probably push her over the edge
Pfeh. I'm a fucking reward.
eric - and don't forget humble
stay tuned, there may or may not be a highly inappropriate text message synopsis posted as soon as I can figure out how to crop it so as to not completely embarrass the guilty
Hey gingerbread, I want a snarky comment on my drunk post. Please?
oooh, I'm in cody!
Everybody's grown their own vegetables but me. It's hard enough getting myself to EAT them.
Dammit, right comment, wrong post.
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