Friday, October 27, 2006

On relative purity and strange boys

The Pansy: You mean I have to count how many people I've slept with?
Team Gingerbread: Oh, you're one of those girls!
The Pansy: (indignantly) I'm not 'one of those girls', I just don't want to have to count...
Team Gingerbread: ...because then it reminds you that you are, in fact, 'one of those girls'!

Derelicte (to team gingerbread, on her pink vest): Oooh! You look like a giant strawberry
Team Gingerbread: (warily) Um, thanks?
Derelicte: No, it's a compliment. I could take a giant bite out of your face
Team Gingerbread: Again, thanks...

Happy Friday everyone!

12 comments:

MyBlogCanBeatUpYourBlog(.com) said...

Just found your blog via BlogMad.

Gotta say, love the name.

I will be bookmarking this for future reading.

Also, see you are participating in NaBloPoMo. Same here. Should be interesting at least!

Maritza said...

Ummm...isn't it okay to be "one of those girls" whichever kind it may be?

Eric said...

Can I get The Pansy's number?

team gingerbread said...

maritza - i was kind a kidding and poking fun at her. Sorry if I made it sound like I was judging, after all I scored higher on the test (as in worse) than she did

Eric - No, she's still kinda mad that I spilled the beans on her work crush to everyone at work, this would probably push her over the edge

Eric said...

Pfeh. I'm a fucking reward.

team gingerbread said...

eric - and don't forget humble

Sushi the Mermaid said...

Every conversation you put on here makes me happy. Fucking hilarious.

team gingerbread said...

stay tuned, there may or may not be a highly inappropriate text message synopsis posted as soon as I can figure out how to crop it so as to not completely embarrass the guilty

Cody said...

Hey gingerbread, I want a snarky comment on my drunk post. Please?

team gingerbread said...

oooh, I'm in cody!

nicole said...

Everybody's grown their own vegetables but me. It's hard enough getting myself to EAT them.

nicole said...

Dammit, right comment, wrong post.