Never Have I Ever...

I snagged this gem from La Chou

1. Dated outside your race?
Never dated in my race, I've said it before, and I'll say it again - I don't like black guys. I've actually only dated white guys

2. Singing in the shower?
Sometimes, but it's usually just The Format because we play it at work all.of.the.time.

3. Spit in someone's drink?
Once, I think I was 9 or 10 and we were at dinner after a basketball tourney.

4. Played with Barbies?
My parents are so anti-barbie, so I only had one, and it was a gift. She was black and had some sort of tacky orange track suit on.

5. Made someone cry?
Yes, I'm what they call an opinionated bitch. Also I think I've probably made The Archaeologist cry, but it's just a theory.

6. Opened your Christmas presents early?
Yes, I fucking HATE surprises.

7. Lied to a friend?
Uh, yeah, but who hasn't?

8. Watched and cried while watching a soap opera?
Sadly, yes. I've also cried while watching Made.

9. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?
I used to be addicted to The Sims, and it's the first game I'll buy when I get a new computer.

10. Ran through the sprinklers naked?
No, 'never nude' is my mantra. I come from a 'naked house' and thus abhor random nudity.

11. Ate food that fell on the floor?
Depends on what the food is.

12. Went outside naked?
Not intentionally

13. Been on stage?
Yeah, I'm a former band geek and to accept awards and stuff.

14. Been on stage naked or close to it?
Does a dock count? (obvs, I was drunk)

15. Been in a parade?
I was 4 and it was the Santa Claus parade in the T Dot (I think I was more stoked about the free candy canes, because I heart candy canes in the same way that some people love their children)

16. Been in a school play?
No, I think my school only had like 2 or 3 plays while I was a student

17. Drank beer?
Drank, funneled, spewed, imbibed, you name it.

18. Gotten detention?
Yep, I'm also mouthy.

19. Been on a plane?
My family lives three provinces away, aka. 72+ hours driving, with my non-existent license, so yeah.

20. Been on a cruise?
Yep, it was to Alaska with my Aunt Sheila

21. Broken into a house?
Yeah, but it was my own house. I borrowed a ladder from maintenance guys working down the street. I was slightly alarmed at how few questions they asked.

22. Gotten a tattoo?
Nope, too scared

23. Gotten piercings?
I have six, guess where they are...

24. Gotten into a fist fight?
Someone punched me in the face once, but I'm a non-confrontational pansy, so I didn't really do anything about it. Also she was a crazy bitch, and she could have easily taken me.

25. Gotten into a shouting match?
Uh, yeah. I like to fight with words

26. Swallowed sea/pool water?
I don't really do public pools, I'm a germophobe

27. Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?
No, I puke easily (ask my friend Dave)

28. Laughed so hard it hurt?
Usually only with TC or Latte

29. Tripped on your own feet?
I once tripped getting on to a bus, and bailed hard face-first. Then I had to endure stares for the rest of the bus ride home.

30. Cried yourself to sleep?
Sure, once or twice

31. Cried in public?
I try to avoid it, but I think it's happened at least once. To be fair one of the first times I had essentially lost all the skin on about a quarter of my leg, so natch.

32. Thrown up in public?
It wasn't in public, but everyone found out about it. It's a funny story in retrospect, but it's haunted me, maybe I'll tell you guys sometime.

33. Lied to your parents?
Sure, there are some things they really don't need to know

34. Skipped class?
Yeah (see: First Year)

35. Cried so hard you threw up?
Yep - again I have a weak gag reflex. Sometimes I puke because I cough too hard.