The Hills: Back to LA

• Tsk, tsk Lauren: everyone knows that by declaring being 'over' something it really means you can't quite summon the words to describe how utterly not even close to over it you are
• Lisa Love looks like an older version my mother, kinda terrifying
• I don't really understadn why Spencer expects sympathy from anyone, even She-Pratt has better sense than that
  
• The way Heidi's random co-worker asked about Spencer dating other people made me think that we'd see them hooking up in future episodes
• I feel bad that I enjoy She-Pratt's presence on the show so much. How sad is it that she's the rational one, btw?
• The music the episode sucks so far

• "I can't even imagine walking in here every day without seeing you" - Whitney

  Try not to smirk when you're lying through your teeth Whit.

• "You're making a deal with the devil. You bascally have to give up your life. The good news is, you get a new one..." - Kelly Cutrone

  a Hills metaphor if I ever heard one.
• I find it funny that she-pratt's only requirement for her new fave restaurant is eggs benedict
• Heidi - your new lips are a distraction, and they are all I can see when they pan across your face
• OMG, Lauren totally channeled SJP parker when she declared "I feel like I haven't gone out in so long. I've missed it so!" about LA's nightlife...
• Brody - friends don't berate you in front of your other friends in a bar just because you didn't say 'hi', for the record
• When did Lo become so adult, she seems light years away from all the Laguna-style drama, unlike Lauren, who will always be embroiled in it
• I loved Whitney's little jacket with the ruffled collar that she was wearing as she cleaned out her desk