Friday, August 24, 2007

Analogies and Not So Bedtime Stories

I don't exactly know how we got on the subject but somehow over the course of the night we started talking about bestiality. I think it was because she said some sort of sex act didn't count and I jokingly asked her if she though that having sex exclusively with animals made you a virgin, and she said yes (I disagreed). I pressed on and asked why, and she replied simply that it didn't count.

This launched a huge philosophical discussion that ended with a burst of laughter and my scenario
"Well what if a horse rapes you? Is that the same thing as a tree falling in a forest?"
Apparently it is.

Then that lead to a discussion about bestiality vs. other sexual fetishes/disfunctions etc. and I had to vocalize my qualms with some of her preferences in the bedroom.

2 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

As a former circus ape, I was always amazed at the number of women who wanted hot and hairy sex with a gorilla. But the only real sex is when an egg gets fertilized by a sperm. Anything else is just playing around.

team gingerbread said...

I definitely think that you're in the minority gb. An informal poll of our friends leads me to believe that most people think it counts to some degree. There was only one undecided...