The Pansy: I feel like I've been acting crazy lately
Team Gingerbread: Well maybe it's because you went 1/4 of a year without sex...
The Pansy: (indignantly) It has not been that long, it was like 3 months!
Team Gingerbread: (dying laughing) Uh, yeah. That's a quarter of a year
The Pansy: (mildly embarrassed)