Saturday, December 30, 2006

The voice of reason

The Archaeologist: Wow, I don't think I've ever heard you swear before...

Team Gingerbread: Are you fucking kidding me?! Every motherfucking second word out of my mouth is a swear word.

I just wanted to know exactly when it became acceptable for people to tote their dogs around with them everywhere they go. I mean, I shouldn't really have to explicitly state that unless you're fucking blind, you don't need a dog at your beck and call while shopping, no?

Just who do you think you are, Paris Hilton circa 2002?

The Pansy: Unless you're towing your dog around in Louis Vuitton, leave it at home!

4 comments:

Cash Quests said...

What's worse is when people dress their dogs in Louis Vuitton clothes, don't you think?

Nicoel said...

I dunno, I guess I'm biased. I think dog clothing can be really cute. My mom's a fan of dog sweaters for our little dog, but she gets quite cold in the winter, so it does have its practical angle as well...

Unknown said...

There was a girl at the mall in line for pictures with Santa with her mini-dog because she missed the Santa time at the pet store. WTF?!

Nicoel said...

mlb - lol