Team Gingerbread: I don't want to call, you should call
The Pansy: No you call!
Team Gingerbread: You lazy fucking bitch! Your phone is in your hand!
The Pansy: Oh, yeah.
Yet another failed attempt at meeting up with the man who doesn't believe in cell phones (aka. The Archaeologist). Thus morphing a potentially debaucherous night out into 'let's stay in and binge-shop online while we wait for the pizza to be delivered only to be thwarted by arcane shipping rules and instead settling for a rousing game of Tomb Raider'.
Classy lady party - golden girls edition.