Sunday, November 12, 2006

On sexual proclivities and non-dates

Overheard at work (by customers):

"Ok, so I slept with a dad...whose son was 4 years younger than me, so what?"

and

"How old do you think he is, 15?"

"Yeah about that, he's perfect for you"

"I might like them young but they have to at least be legal! Young & Legal are my two prerequisites."

because we're classy like that.

In other news, non-date #2 (aka. just friends) went down last night and included a rather chaste homework portion of the date, pizza and all three episodes of the new season of The O.C. - which I'm having a hard time getting into, but perhaps it was the company.

[Ed. We also managed to cram in the entire second season of Weeds without any hanky panky]

So far so good.


Sometimes my lack of resolve astounds me...

[Ed. 2 This is for The Pansy to distract her from saying 'I told you so']

14 comments:

Sushi the Mermaid said...

No hanky? Hm...you ARE classy.
And young and legal is good. Unfortunatly 18 isn't legal where I'm from...

team gingerbread said...

Not so much anymore. I had to edit the post, and 14 is the age of consent in Alberta, not that I'd ever do anything like that, but when I say legal I usually mean legal drinking age.

mike said...

So....two non-dates in a row huh?

team gingerbread said...

It's what my people do...

It was also kind of a trial weekend of sorts

the queen b said...
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Heather said...

yay!
another hote date!

team gingerbread said...

I'm such a homebody. I can't believe we watched tv for 8 hours, I don't need a boyfriend, I need an intervention

takin chances said...

I feel you on the non-dates. I've either had bad dates or non-dates all year. I'm hoping for an upgrade in 2007.

Thanks for the BUST link. That's fabulous.

Eric said...

"went down" huh?

team gingerbread said...

Classy ladies don't do that eric - keep your mind out of the gutter!

Eric said...

Well there's my problem then apparently. On top of being the "good" guy I'm surrounded by "classy" ladies.

no whammy..
no whammy..
no whammy..
no whammy..

STOP!

fuck.

team gingerbread said...

I was sort of kidding, but ther was none of that

Eric said...

I know you were.

Just like you know I wasn't.

team gingerbread said...

Oh eric, that's wy I love you, becasue you think you're the 'good' guy, which isn't always so bad you know