Thursday, October 05, 2006
The 'natural' look is for chumps anyways
"What is that, macaroni & cheese?" - my coworker on the massive orange makeup smear on a tank top.
First off: whose natural colour is sunburst orange?
We all wear makeup and yet a select few manage to smear half their faces on white shirts, tank tops, head bands, etc that we foolishly put in plain sight at work. Why do ghetto babies insist on wearing white anyways, more of it ends up on their clothing anyways? Yes, I'm talking about the hussies, hoochies, and whathaveyou.
Hey watermelonhead, how big is your head that you can't squeeze it through the neck of a tank top without losing half your face on the collar?