Thursday, October 05, 2006

The 'natural' look is for chumps anyways


"What is that, macaroni & cheese?" - my coworker on the massive orange makeup smear on a tank top.

First off: whose natural colour is sunburst orange?

We all wear makeup and yet a select few manage to smear half their faces on white shirts, tank tops, head bands, etc that we foolishly put in plain sight at work. Why do ghetto babies insist on wearing white anyways, more of it ends up on their clothing anyways? Yes, I'm talking about the hussies, hoochies, and whathaveyou.

Hey watermelonhead, how big is your head that you can't squeeze it through the neck of a tank top without losing half your face on the collar?

Fuck!

12 comments:

FRIDAY'S CHILD said...

Great photo should I say?
I'm here from Dr. John.

Chana said...

i wear makeup only a few times a yr and when i do is a very natural looking. it is not necessary to hide behind anything. natural beauty is best. just my opinion.

dr. John send me here. i think he wanted to make me read my own positive words on myself. thank you.

team gingerbread said...

Agreed Chana, although there are times that call for a little more makeup (perhaps a night out at the bar) but shopping isn't one of them.

Either that or just use some sort of adhesive-type fixative spray on yourself beforehand

Cuppojoe said...

Ha! This reminds me of a T-shirt a buddy of mine ahd back in High School. It was white with the impression of blue eye-shadow, black mascara, blush, and bright red lipstick. It said, "I ran into Tammy Faye at the mall..."

Dr. John would have laughed his butt off if he'd seen it!

bazza27 said...

I quite agree. Dr John sent me.

Catch said...

I hate that orangie look from someone wearing too much make up...yuck .I have ecscaped from Dr Johns fortress today!!! I have a day pass to visit your blog!!

Smythe said...

Would love to comment but too busy putting on my makeup...Dr. John sent me!

Margie said...

Eeeeew! Nasty! Our receptionist sat on the corner of my desk to give me messages and "chat".... oh how I hate that. Anyhoo... the varnish is wore off my desk now. Don't know what she had down there to do that. Could had been some of that orange stuff.

Stopping by via Dr. John

Betty said...

Make-up I don't wear it, only once or twice a year. I do not like the feel of it. When I do wear it it is very light.
came from Dr John's marathon.

Stacy said...

Ugh, put the make up on after the shirt and for heaven's sake, don't do like so many of the orange make up wearing girls I went to school with and apply it mask-like with a definite line. Here from Dr. John's.

Alex said...

Just visiting from DR. John

Eric said...

Wow. I feel so out of the loop.