Team Gingerbread: If you hear beeping in the back room, it's not my cell - it's my Tamagotchi.
Cute 'n' Fresh: Um, what?
Team Gingerbread: A customer left it behind and I called dibs.
Cute 'n' Fresh: I think your Tamagotchi just flatlined. I was in the back and it started beeping.
Team Gingerbread: Oh
Cute 'n' Fresh: Have you been feeding it?
Team Gingerbread: To be honest, I don't really know how it works.
Cute 'n' Fresh: I used to have one, I can show you
Team Gingerbread: No, that's OK. I'm bored already, isn't that sad?
from across the room
AirQuote: Oooh, can I have it?
Team Gingerbread: No, I never said I didn't want it, just that I have no interest in it. That's essentially a metaphor for my life. You can write that down if you'd like.