...or the colour that Team Gingerbread is turning right now because The Pansy just got a brand new MacBook today*.
Today was the first day of school for me, which wasn't terribly exciting as all but one of my classes are held in the same room.
Kill me now, at least it's my last semester...
*One thing I am not jealous of, however, is the awkward conversation The Pansy is going to have to have when her Dad comes up this weekend to pick up her old (and now, non-functioning, laptop).
It stopped working sometime after Saturday night but the last things checked out in the browser was The Archaeologist and The Gentle Giant's search for the 'girl poops in hot tub' video - because we just had to see it! (look it up yourself, you sicko) and an online gambling site.
Not to mention the small horde of porn that she had planned on deleting before giving the computer back...
6 comments:
Hehe...horrible. I hope school isn't going to be too terrible for you...and I hope you get to sit between two gorgeous men in a class.
Men, I can almost guarantee, gorgeous on the other hand might be a bit of a stretch...
OMGZ yOU R SO HOTZ!!!11
just thought id get the 'random new guy' comment out of the way..
you mean tubgirl?
1998 called they want their shock porn back.
Good luck on surviving the repercussions of "Nondeletedpornogate101"...
I get so jealous when someone gets a new mac that I have to go out and get one myself. Like this one. Steve Jobs gives me a lot of anxiety/credit card debt.
Poor Pansy.
I'm trying really hard to think of something sympathetic to say to the poor girl but I just can't stop laughing. When I think its about to stop, I picture her dad's face when he sees that his baby girl is a lady on the street and a freak in the bed...that is, of course, if her dad listens to Ludicrus. Otherwise, he'll just think she's a skank.
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