Most of our store is on sale right now, and I was in the midst of convincing a customer to buy a shirt when out of nowhere I'm just like:
"Like, I'm not making you any promises or anything, but I own this shirt, and it has been very good to me. I mean, this shirt got me so much action. Seriously, a lot."
"I'll take it"
"Good choice - you won't regret it!"