AirQuote, The Pansy and I all went out to dinner because their plans for snowboarding fell through (turns out finding out the ski hill's operating hours beforehand is essential - who knew?). The wait at the Olive Garden was obscene so we settled on Malaysian/Thai food.
AirQuote regaled us with little small town life anectodes and kept saying the cutest/most naive things ever.
on the likelihood of someone breaking into her car
AirQuote: You guys, people break into cars and steal stuff all the time. This one time someone broke into my friends car and stole her jean capris..."
The Pansy: Um, dude, they were doing her a favour!
on The Pansy/The Gentle Giant's office romance:
"I can't wait for the Christmas party. You guys are going to be drunk, and flirting and touching"
on the sixteen year old's unrequited crush:
"Maybe if he was seventeen, but sixteen is too young"
on The Pansy's sexual proclivities:
The Pansy: No, I like really rough sex. Like I like it when guys hit me.
AirQuote: How rough are we talking here, like a little smack on the bottom?
The Pansy: No, more like being choked and hit in the face
AirQuote: Um, are you kidding? You're kidding right?
Team Gingerbread: No, she's not.
on black men:
AirQuote: [You've been with] A black guy - really?
The Pansy: Several black guys
on ethnic food:
AirQuote: I like curry
The Pansy: Have you ever had curry?
AirQuote: I've had the curry at Boston Pizza
The Pansy: That's not curry
AirQuote: Yes it is! It's called creamy curry, and it's good.
AirQuote: I like Chinese food
The Pansy: Like what kind?
AirQuote: Ginger beef
The Pansy: That's not Chinese food. Have you ever had dim sum?
AirQuote: What's dim sum?
"A food slot? Are you guys talking dirty again?"