So I'm kinda between a rock and a hard place, so to speak.
I've been torturing my friend about her insane crush on one of our coworkers, but all of our chatter about him has actually made me kinda sorta start to like him too (I guess I was wrong about her 'converting me').
And now I can't say anything because I've mocked her so badly that there's literally no way I could escape vicious mockery if this came to light.
To tell, or not to tell, that is the question.
The only pro is that if I spilled we could at least talk about it together, but I don't really know if it's worth the scornfully contemptuous ridicule.
I know, I know - I can dish it out, but I can't take it...
***Update: I think I forgot to mention that he wants us all to go out drinking together. I'm sort of avoiding making firm plans though because I can be aggressive when I'm drunk - I prefer the term 'task-oriented' but whatevs.
I just know that I'd
And the guy in question is the one who made a bet with me (his idea, I didn't want to) about shoes, the loser (him) had to buy the other one lunch. You can read about it once I get my act in gear and republish my archives***