The scene: Idle conversation towards the end of my shift
Skater Guy: So do you skate, or snowboard?
Gingerbread: Yeah, I skate. I've tried snowboarding, but it's not for me, plus I find all the snowboarders pretend to be all laid back but are actually super elitist asshats
Skater Guy: Yeah, no I get that. So do you want to go skating together sometime...
Skater Guy: Oh, like we could hit up the park or something after work
Gingerbread: I don't do park, I just do street (goes back to hanging up bags)