Oil City Derby Girls

So I was watching Passions (I'm not proud of this but I was bored) and this preview of tonight's local news comes on and it's an ad for a new roller derby league! I'm peer pressuring Latte into signing up for this. She used to speedskate and she always talks about how wicked awesome she'd be at it because she can actually skate. As a child she dreamed of one day becoming a California Sun Dog, this is her calling...