Don't look now, but your Grandmother just bought it*

I am Martha Stewart crossed with a dominatrix.

[Ed. I orignally had the results from this stupid test that I wasted 10 minutes on this afternoon, but it was ugly, so I took it down]
According to this test (which takes an obscene amount of time to fill out), my dominant personality traits are:
My orderliness, my eternal quest for conflict and my inherent need for dominance. Sweet!

I was reminded of the two hours I spent procrastinating last night, by this post from Kate over at Logged Hours (which is officially my new fave blog because her job seems to afford her as much miscellaneous time as mine does). She describes the random blogs that you stumble upon (or the randoms that somehow find yours) via the NavBar at the top of the page. Kate refers to some 13 year old girl's public diary that outlines quest for popularity and the struggles said 13-year-old grapples with on a daily basis (like the fact that she has hooked up with all the 'cute guitar players at her school').

I tried to get a headstart on my gender paper, but apparently I'm doomed to finish it while I'm a little tipsy after our Wednesday Night Social, whatevs. Instead I spent the better part of two hours checking my site traffic and clicking the 'next blog' button on the NavBar. Like Kate I encountered a fair amount of Thai animal photo blogs, and gems like these.

The first one really speaks for itself, I dare you to read it and not have a seizure from the random dropping of vowels and consonants and equally haphazard misuse of uppercase letters.

The second comes from a potential suicide-bomber (for the record I'm not a raging bigot, I only say this because he refers to himself as a 'martyr - One who makes great sacrifices or suffers much in order to further a belief, cause, or principle; the trustful spiritual one' - or maybe that's just the meaning behind his name; either way writing rather open-ended stuff like that on your blog can only lead to people making assumptions when you appear to be of Middle Eastern descent).

The third one is so cute it makes me sick.


*A gold quote from George's boss on Dead Like Me