Friday, May 11, 2007

On the Soapbox


Uh, yeah.

Sorry to break this to you, but I don't really want to be dragged down by your undertow of negative body image. The reason that shirt makes you look fat is because you are not a size small - deal with it. Dress for your body type.

I have absolutely nothing positive (or constructive for that matter) to say to you when all you can do is whine about how all clothes make you looks fat.

Take some responsibility for yourself and have a good weekend.

5 comments:

Sushi the Mermaid said...

Hahaha...true. Unfortunately I am poor and getting chubby so I have to squeeze into my clothes until I can afford some new ones.

riese said...

I've so felt that way when I worked at Banana. She'd be like "do these pants make my thighs look totally huge?" and I'd be like "um...your thighs ARE totally huge. In fact, I've been totally mezmorized by the sheer gravity of body mass concentrated on your thighs, especially considering your tiny waist. It's really unbelievable. You've gotta be really careful about dressing for your body type, woman. And those jeans do not count."

team gingerbread said...

sushi - that's a whoel different bag of grapes so to speak. There's no shame in squeezing into shit if you plan on getting back down to six=ze...

riese - um, ditto

Eric said...

You really need to get out of retail. For your own sanity.

team gingerbread said...

eric - I know, it's a love/hate relationship - like that boyfriend you can't ditch because the sex is so good...