Sexual Harassment Sundays@Work
Team Gingerbread: Will you finally admit that your boobs are way bigger than mine? Yours are like small honeydews and mine are like large oranges...
The Pansy: Whatever, our boobs are the same size!
Everyone else: (incredulous)
I got the impression that The Pansy still felt that we had the same sized boobs so I had to prove my point by having her try on a shirt that I had just tried on and then emerge from the changerooms to be judged by our coworkers who, by now, are now used to our theatrics.