Tuesday, January 30, 2007

But is it 'deadly'?

Memo to our customers:

Please don't ever refer to something that is nude in colour as 'sexy', because it's not. Actually being nude, is sexy, flesh-coloured things, not so much.

I just had to get that off my chest (which is still smaller than that of The Pansy, btw).

Thank you.

Overheard at work:

Random Chick: Dolphins scare the fuck out of me!
Team Gingerbread: The validity of that statement is negated by the fact that the animals in question are in fact sea lions.
Others: (nod in agreement)

7 comments:

Eric said...

eh, almost naked is much sexier then naked.

team gingerbread said...

eric - I wholeheartedly agree, but nude underwear is not sexy imho

Heather said...

nude underwear is most definately NOT sexy, it's strange looking because it almost NEVER matches one's skin tone. ha ha.

Eric said...

what about almost nude colored underwear?

team gingerbread said...

eric - no dice. I like bright underwear. All of mine is in primary colours or neon.

S* said...

Almost nude is quite sexy. Except when it's a nude colored garment. Um, and nude is not nude on me. As in the color. Nude is beige on me. For whom is nude really nude anyway?

team gingerbread said...

s* - nude isn't nude on me either, but I just hate it when girls are walking down the street and you do a double-take because it looks like they aren't wearing a shirt