It is a beautiful sunny Sunday, and my relationship status is such that I am cleaning out my sock drawer. I get to the bottom, and discover 5 blue, foil squares. Ah, old friends, I remeber you well. The optimism of buying a box of 12. The butterflies in the stomach on the night of your unveiling. And now you sit abandoned. And, it turns out, soon to expire. I'm a frugal sort. I hate wasting anything. So now I've got a timeline for final deployment: Nov 2006. I'm very task-oriented - I love working against a deadline. Don't pass up this opportunity, the offers on the table. Interested parties e-mail xxxxxxx.xxx@gmail.com
Formal date, is that you? Gingerbread thinks to herself...
[classified ad placed in Volume XCVI Issue 43 of our student newspaper, the Gateway]
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