I only do these things because I hate you...

...Even though I'm pretty sure you saw me through the front window when you pulled up in your crappy Precidia with out-of-province plates, I ignored you; and when you rang the doorbell, I went to the bathroom and stayed there for about 10 minutes. I'm not sure why you decided to stop by today, but I don't care. Maybe it makes me a total bitch, but I'm having a really good day.