More Like Extra--Whipped--Cream
Woman: We'll have the perfectly peanut butter sundae.
Store girl: Okay, sure.
Man: Come on, you know I fucking hate the taste of peanut butter!
Woman: Are you kidding me? I ate your jizz just a couple of hours ago, I think you eating the ice cream I want would be a decent fucking compromise!
Store girl: ...Um...Yeah, so...I'm taking that as extra peanut butter.
--Dylan's Candy Bar, 3rd Avenue
courtesy of Overheard in New York
peace out, team gingerbread
[Ed.] my purse is still littered with shards of glass and my Napoleon Dynamite figurine is still in its original box.
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